WET ONES: S/t LP

Description

If any punk album in 2016 is going to transcend description its this debut long player from KCMOs WET ONES. I can tell you that the band is made up of ex-members of FAG COP who released some of the most aurally offensive and insipid shit this side of THE FATALS and GRABBIES, and more recently, WHITE LOAD. Theres a couple MOUTHBREATHERS in there too. Talk about an underappreciated band. One of em shelled out some seriously disgusting cuts here with “I Live Life Reckless” and “Static,” and after a hundred spins they are finally start to sound somewhat normal. How did they even make this record? Shouldnt they be broken up already? Nothing this screwy ever lasts for more than a few minutes these days. They assure me that theyre the best of friends and are immune to implosion, but this is not the sound of a trustworthy group. Oh well. For now this gets the coveted Black Gladiator / Slovenly seal of approval, and well whip their asses raw til they give us more.

Tracking:
A1. Waaah Waaah Waaah
A2. Isolation
A3. Casino
A4. I’m Stuck
A5. Jeeze
A6. I Live Life Reckless
B1. Rocket
B2. Simulator
B3. Static
B4. Get Lost
B5. Thumbs Down Syndrome
B6. Get Me Off
B7. Gimme Suction
B8. –