DON’T BUY CHAPUTA! RECORDS!!!

Your attention, please!!! DON’T BUY CHAPUTA! RECORDS!!!
It is now a matter of legend with every law enforcement agency throughout the nation that the ever-expanding Chaputa! Records empire is directly responsible for a significant portion of criminal offenses against our society. Civic and public-minded organizations across the land are gearing up for a no-holds-barred effort to completely eradicate this wicked racket and encourage all who receive obscene phonographic records from Chaputa! Yo immediately hand them over to local authorities. Your local civic groups are eager to join forces and exploit their records to the fullest, and your active participation is crucial.
Thank you!